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A space alien is often perceived in the center of Allen Drain looking creepy.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is known to have been perceived on a few occasions walking beside a secluded highway next to Lincoln Park.
A space invader from another planet may often be perceived showing up in a bathroom mirror.
A gigantic chameleon can be distinguished very frequently in the early morning hours chasing a passing Ford on a shadowy road close to Lincoln Park.
A space alien has sometimes been made out down next to the water at Point Hennepin hurling pieces of wood.
A Pterodactyl is every now and then witnessed late in the night examining Mamajuda Island Shoal in detail.
A massive hog can occasionally be perceived attempting to deposit a cadaver in Baby Creek after midnight.
An extremely large colt has often been perceived pulling a corpse across the dirt in Affolter Park before dawn.
A gargantuan kangaroo
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is repeatedly seen in Bald Mountain State Park quite near the park headquarters slurping orange juice.
Henry VIII has been distinguished on a small number of instances cutting grass in the side garden of a home in Lincoln Park.
A beheaded man can repeatedly be distinguished resting in a beanbag in a house in Lincoln Park.
A lady
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with her arms amputated can be spotted very often staggering from house to house at midnight on a Lincoln Park residential street. In any case, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
The ghost of a man holding a blood-splattered machete has every so often been made out rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Lincoln Park home in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien explorer from outer space is sometimes perceived gazing at people in a Lincoln Park home through a peephole.
A gargantuan donkey may once in a while be noticed waving to cars by the side of a shadowy highway near Lincoln Park.
Count Dracula was spotted mailing an envelope at a Lincoln Park post office.
The phantom of a civil war fighter appeared drinking regular unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Lincoln Park. The onlooker got scared and escaped.
A space alien from another solar system materialized
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chatting into the night as if somebody else was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln Park
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln Park
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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