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A large menacing dragon was spotted in a Lennon flat.
The phantom of a young-looking female having on a blood-splattered wedding dress has regularly been witnessed down by the water at Leisure Lake reflecting. Several of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Lennon local resident.
A gargantuan gemsbok is regularly noticed walking down a secluded road near Lennon.
An ET can often be made out seated on the floor in an apartment in the neighborhood of Lennon.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has once in a while been perceived pointing at the viewer mid stream in Atherton Drain.
A gargantuan buffalo is occasionally seen in the backseat of a Honda by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions by an old woman hunting in a forest close to Lennon.
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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