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These are some lies we made up about Lawton.
A dark rat that turned into a lady may often be perceived up on Prospect Hill trying to state something.
A gargantuan elk can be made out frequently talking into the air as if someone besides was near.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been observed walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours on a dark Lawton street.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been perceived on many occasions drifting down Eagle Lake Drain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be noticed flinging chunks of concrete into Finch Lake before sunrise.
The Loch Ness Monster was made out peeking through flat windows in Lawton late at night.
A space alien from Mars emerged watching cable in a Lawton living room late at night.
A huge ermine was observed searching through trash container on a Lawton road.
The ghost
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of a young lady clad as a maid became visible suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Lawton. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted over and over again in the vicinity. A number of folks argue this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Lawton resident. Either way, it's a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
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ET from another world was witnessed gazing at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Lawton.
An ET was noticed near Fort Custer State Recreation Area devastating a box.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has often been perceived in a shoe store in the Lawton area.
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Ghost Sightings From Lawton
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Ghost Sightings From Lawton
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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