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These are some lies we made up about Lawrence.
Snow White may be witnessed time and again devouring a slice of pizza in the center of Brush Creek.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief is every now and then observed bass fishing from the shore of Lake Cora after midnight. One of the residents strongly declares that this spirit may perhaps be a distinguished old days native of Lawrence.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady has allegedly been spotted on many occasions searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Lawrence building after midnight. One thing's for sure, this is a bad ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours.
A gigantic wildcat can sometimes be noticed having a seat at the dining table in a Lawrence trailer.
Galileo has regularly been witnessed in a wild zone near Lawrence.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly seen waving to cars next to a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Lawrence.
An alien tourist from another solar system has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances posting a parcel at a Lawrence post office.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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