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A glowing human character may from time to time be distinguished weeping down near the water at Allens Cove. Scores of local residents claim this spirit may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in La Salle many years ago. One thing's for certain, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that you would not want to encounter before sunrise.
An ET was observed being in an uninhabited house in La Salle.
The ghost of a pregnant lady came into sight trying to grasp something by Anweiler Drain. The ghost mumbled about avenging a slaying.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy was seen mounted on a motorbike on a gloomy road in close proximity to La Salle.
An extraterrestrial from Venus materialized in a home in La Salle.
A space man from another planet was distinguished frightening people in Erie State Game Area late in the night.
An extremely large mynah bird was noticed in a La Salle building.
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Ghost Sightings From La Salle
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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