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These are some lies we made up about Lanse.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head has repeatedly been seen traveling on a Harley on a shadowy highway close to Lanse. Several people assert this spirit is the undead spirit of a former Lanse local. No matter what, this ghost sure is menacing; one that is preferably not messed with.
A medieval knight's armor with no human being inside is frequently made out in a mobile home in Lanse. Regardless of what people articulate, this is an intimidating spirit that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
A space man from planet Neptune has been said to have been perceived on several occasions looking near the water at L'Anse Bay.
The spirit of a woman with a sack strapped around her head can frequently be seen attempting to say something by Burns Creek. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Lanse a long time ago.
A giant woodchuck can be seen very
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often twinkling a lamp down at Silver Falls on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has sometimes been spotted thinking in Second Sand Beach Park after midnight.
A half see-through guy outfitted as the captain of a freight ship is occasionally spotted taking a moonlight dip at Second Sand Beach. Based on what the people who live here claim, this ghost enjoys scaring foolish people who are bold enough to interrupt the tranquility in Lanse.
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Ghost Sightings From Lanse
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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