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These are some lies we made up about Lake Linden.
A space invader from another solar system can be seen frequently flinging pieces of wood into the stream at Dover Creek at the stroke of midnight.
One of the three Little Pigs has from time to time been noticed smoking a pipe next to Houghton Falls at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft is every so often seen chatting into the night by Louis Hill.
A gigantic toad has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions hanging out in an uninhabited dwelling in Lake Linden.
The spirit of a gentleman having on armed forces attire can sometimes be observed standing by a secluded road outside Lake Linden. In any event, it's without a doubt a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Linden
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Linden
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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