Lakeland

 
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An ET from the cosmos has repeatedly been spotted pulling a corpse from the cold water of Arms Creek at the stroke of midnight.

A huge dingo is repeatedly observed conversing into the air as if someone besides was nearby.

The ghost of a gentleman hauling a bloody knife is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions walking a Great Dane at midnight on a murky Lakeland street.
    
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft may frequently be seen peeking through house windows in Lakeland late at night.

An armed forces outfit staggering around with no body in it can be perceived very often up on the highest spot of Peach Mountain smoking a cigar.

 

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