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These are some lies we made up about Lake Ann.
An ET from another world may be observed repeatedly gazing angrily at the watcher up on the apex of Varney Hill.
An enormous fish has now and then been noticed throwing boulders into Upper Woodcock Lake on a dark night.
The ghost of a guy with half his head lost is sometimes distinguished covering a cadaver by a large rock in Pearl Lake Natural Area late at night. Residents who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Lake Ann in the past.
A colossal snake is known to have been seen on one or two occasions camping out in Pere Marquette State Forest before dawn.
A very large muskrat may every now and then be made out searching through garbage container on a Lake Ann road.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Ann
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Ann
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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