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These are some lies we made up about Kinde.
The ghost of a delivery man came into sight gazing at an old woman sleeping on a mattress in an apartment in Kinde. When observed the ghost came up to the viewer who then fled. Anyhow, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to meet after midnight.
A Stegosaurus was spotted in a clothing store in the Kinde area.
A man's body having the head of a dog appeared in Jenks County Park around midnight covering a cadaver by a big rock. This individual ghost has been distinguished very frequently in this location. In any event, it is in all certainty a scary spirit that any rational person would not want to meet.
An alien vacationer from another world was distinguished trying on a hat in a Kinde apartment.
A space invader from another solar system was seen at Bird Creek on a dark night throwing pebbles into the water.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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