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These are some lies we made up about Kincheloe.
An alien traveler from another planet is regularly noticed at Davis Lock in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the scenery.
The ghost of the driver of a train has supposedly been seen on many occasions on a Kincheloe lane at night.
An alien from planet Pluto may often be witnessed hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Kincheloe.
A space man from space may be distinguished very often swallowing water from Saint Marys Falls at night.
A woman with no head has sometimes been seen before dawn floating along Ashmun Creek.
A huge ground hog is every now and then witnessed staring at a person slumbering in a bed in a house in Kincheloe.
An alien has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions at Ashmun Bay late in the night gazing down into the water.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object may from time to time be seen hauling a dead body over the grass in Methodist Mission Reserve
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around midnight.
A space invader from Jupiter has often been witnessed trying on a shirt in a Kincheloe mobile home.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a line around her neck is repeatedly perceived reading a pamphlet by Marchand Rock. A number of of the folks who live here argue this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Kincheloe in the past. No matter what, this phantom certainly is scary; one that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Kincheloe
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Ghost Sightings From Kincheloe
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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