Keego Harbor, Michigan Lies


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The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was seen in Beaudette Park late in the night pointing at the bystander.

An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has repeatedly been perceived down near the water at Coles Bay screaming at the bystander to beat it.

A very large prairie dog is repeatedly perceived going mad down beside the water at Cass Lake.

An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune is known to have been noticed on frequent occasions mid stream in Pontiac Creek flinging pebbles.

Plato may often be spotted looking at a guy sleeping on a couch in a home in Keego Harbor.

A very large alligator may be spotted repeatedly trying on a shirt in a Keego Harbor flat.

The spirit of an elderly female carrying a rifle has occasionally been perceived creeping out of a storm drain on a Keego Harbor residential road in the early morning hours.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Keego Harbor



Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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