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These are some lies we made up about Jackson.
A space invader from another solar system can from time to time be distinguished sipping blood from a bottle in Best Park at night.
A massive chamois has frequently been made out in a mirror in a Jackson house; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eyes has purportedly been spotted on many instances in a home next to Jackson. One thing's for certain, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to run into.
A Brachiosaurus may be distinguished very frequently flinging boulders into the current at Portage River in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her back has occasionally been made out reading a book on the shore of Brown Lake. According to what the local residents allege, this phantom enjoys scaring unwise folks who come seeking phantoms in Jackson. Nevertheless, this is an antagonistic phantom that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial
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is sometimes seen clutching a human skull up on the apex of Hatt Hill.
A lady having the head of a demon has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions looking down into the water at Dyke Peninsula in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, it's sure a terrifying spirit that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
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very large ibex can now and then be distinguished looking for a box beneath a parked Pontiac in a Jackson parking lot before sunrise.
An martian voyager from space was seen in a Jackson area store, striding the aisles.
A woman holding her head by her arm came into view contemplating at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Jackson. The spirit waved to the witness. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A colossal wildcat came into sight taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Jackson mobile home startling people.
The spirit of a young woman wearing a bloody prom dress was witnessed shifting orbs around outside Brighton Recreation Area. When the spirit was made out it faded away into the night. Folks here who have made out this ghost allege this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Jackson many years ago.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was seen staggering through an apartment in Jackson.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has
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regularly been spotted pacing through a flat in close proximity to Jackson.
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Ghost Sightings From Jackson
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Ghost Sightings From Jackson
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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