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These are some lies we made up about Irons.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can occasionally be noticed riding on a mule along a highway close to Irons.
The ghost of an aged hag has repeatedly been made out pulling a body across the dirt in Dorner Lake Recreation Site around midnight.
A very large ram is repeatedly noticed striding through an apartment close to Irons.
A lady's body having a bat's head may repeatedly be seen shouting people's names by Cool Creek. Residents who have made out this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Irons some decades ago.
A gigantic raccoon can be spotted very frequently at Stronach Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise appearing terrifying.
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Ghost Sightings From Irons
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Ghost Sightings From Irons
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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