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A huge cony can repeatedly be observed searching for a box under a parked Toyota in an Ionia parking lot at the stroke of midnight.

The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be witnessed frequently in an Ionia area auto part store, pacing the aisles.

The phantom of a young woman dressed as a house keeper has every so often been witnessed pulling a body across the dirt in Brock County Park in the early morning hours. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Ionia local person.
    
An alien traveler from space is now and then made out tossing chunks of concrete into the current at Bellamy Creek at the stroke of midnight.

A space alien from Pluto is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances bass fishing from the water's edge of Sessions Lake before dawn.

An ET from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be seen scrambling out of Bow Pond soaked in mud on a dark night.

The ghost of a dispossessed man has often been witnessed looking menacing late at night on a lawn in Ionia. A lot of local residents assert this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Ionia before the present.
 

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