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These are some lies we made up about Inkster.
An alien voyager from another planet has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions taking a rest in an armchair in a home right next door to Inkster.
The phantom of a female having a cross carved into her foot can occasionally be made out in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight. Some of the locals say this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Inkster long ago.
An ET from planet Saturn was perceived smoking a pipe mid stream in Ashcroft-Sherwood Drain.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her ears showed up in Ahrens Field after midnight concealing a corpse by a sizeable rock. Further people in close proximity have had identical events involving an identical phantom. It has been said that this particular spirit likes scaring unwise folks who come trying to find spirits in Inkster.
A space invader from another world became visible by an old man camping
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at a campground near Inkster.
A huge bunny was seen relaxing on a sofa in an apartment in Inkster.
The phantom of a shackled up woman is often distinguished shouting underneath a lamppost in Inkster. If you listen to the locals, this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Inkster before the present.
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No matter what, this phantom sure is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
A woman with the head of a goblin has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances staring in Bald Mountain State Park near the ranger station. Many local residents argue this phantom may perhaps be a recognized former time inhabitant of Inkster.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft can frequently be seen wandering from mobile home to mobile home at night on an Inkster street.
A space invader from planet Mercury has now and then been made out rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of an Inkster mobile home before dawn.
A female carrying her head next to her arm is occasionally spotted looking at folks in an Inkster residence through a window. Residents who have noticed this ghost say this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Inkster.
Ferdinand Magellan has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances in a deserted area right next door to Inkster.
A giant hartebeest
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may every now and then be spotted dispatching a postcard at an Inkster post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Inkster
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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