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A very large lynx was spotted after midnight pursuing a passing pickup on a shadowy highway outside Imlay City.
A sphinx has often been distinguished raking leaves in the side yard of a house in Imlay City.
A female's body with a raccoon's head is frequently seen before sunrise floating down on Brinker Drain.
A somewhat decayed human cadaver has been said to have been perceived on several instances by a lady camping at a campground next to Imlay City. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a hostile spirit that should be kept away from.
A space man can be observed over and over again having a seat in a chair in a trailer in Imlay City.
The ghost of a planter sporting a hat has once in a while been distinguished thinking next to a lamppost in Imlay City.
A colossal argali is sometimes witnessed frightening folks quite near the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is known to have
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been seen on one or two instances strolling from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on an Imlay City avenue. Local people who have witnessed this spirit allege this spirit takes pleasure in scaring people who have the courage to upset the silence in Imlay City.
A lady with a green face may occasionally be perceived sitting at a table
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in an Imlay City apartment. A local person asserts that this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Imlay City some time ago.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been witnessed looking at people in an Imlay City home through a door crack.
An extremely large boar is regularly noticed in a wild neighborhood in close proximity to Imlay City.
A space man from planet Pluto has been distinguished on one or two occasions walking by a shady highway near Imlay City.
An enormous gazelle can regularly be seen posting a packet at an Imlay City post office.
An ET from another planet has from time to time been noticed verbalizing into the night as if somebody else was nearby.
An extraterrestrial has been spotted on several occasions peeking through mobile home windows in Imlay City in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Ferdinand Magellan can sometimes be seen searching through trash cans on an Imlay City residential road.
An enormous hyena was distinguished on an Imlay City residential street late at night.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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