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These are some lies we made up about Houghton Lake Heights.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can regularly be distinguished in Houghton Lake Park in the early morning hours stacking chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a 9 foot colossal giant may be spotted time and again in a Houghton Lake Heights area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has now and then been witnessed consuming a steak at night on a lawn in Houghton Lake Heights.
A gigantic walrus has been said to have been made out on one or two instances gazing at the water by Reedsburg Dam on a dark night.
An Anchisaurus can occasionally be perceived seated at the dining table in a Houghton Lake Heights building speaking into the night.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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