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A Seismosaurus is from time to time perceived staring at a woman sleeping on the floor in a home in Holton.
A colossal cougar can from time to time be distinguished ascending out of Cushman Swamp soaked in mud at the stroke of midnight.
A headless guy was noticed hauling a cadaver over the grass in Blue Lake County Park in the early morning hours. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the thin air.
A very large pig appeared stacking boulders on the water's edge of Britton Lake.
A gargantuan jerboa was noticed by Bowman Drain devastating an object.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform was spotted trying on a jacket in a Holton building. Frightened by the eye witnesses the ghost fled into the night. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian traveler from another world was spotted climbing up from a manhole on a Holton road after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Holton
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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