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These are some lies we made up about Hesperia.
The ghost of an eight foot high huge guy can frequently be observed in a flat in Hesperia.
The spirit of a woman having half her head absent can be noticed repeatedly reading a newspaper near the water's edge at Campbell Lake.
A female with a machete in her head has occasionally been seen looking for a woman by Brayton Drain. A resident argues that this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Hesperia some decades ago.
A drifting ghost is occasionally seen by Tanner Swamp sniveling. In any case, it's a frightening spirit that should be steered clear of.
A space man has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in a Hesperia building.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has regularly been made out emerging in a bathroom mirror.
A giant woodchuck is often made out after midnight chasing a passing car on a murky road in the neighborhood of Hesperia.
Marco Polo has supposedly been made out on
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a small number of occasions by the entrance to Charles Mears State Park pondering.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant can repeatedly be observed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in her rear view mirror before sunrise. Some of those who live here claim this phantom is probably the undead phantom of
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a local who used to have a house here in Hesperia. No matter what, it indisputably is a menacing phantom that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot can be made out over and over again in Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore by the park headquarters shouting names.
The creepy ghost of a Hun has now and then been made out raking leaves in the side garden of a flat in Hesperia. One thing is for sure, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you would not want to bump into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Hesperia
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Ghost Sightings From Hesperia
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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