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These are some lies we made up about Hawks.
A giant jerboa has every so often been witnessed before dawn floating down Quinn Creek.
The spirit of a mailman has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances in a mirror in a Hawks trailer; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror. Whatever people exclaim, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gentleman's body having the head of a sheep may every so often be observed at Sportsmen Dam on a dark night taking in the surroundings. According to what the residents allege, this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Hawks some decades ago.
The spirit of a guy clutching a sword has regularly been observed in a home close to Hawks.
A massive kitten is repeatedly observed seeking a picture underneath a parked Honda in a Hawks parking lot late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Hawks
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Ghost Sightings From Hawks
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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