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A space invader from space has often been made out hanging in the air like a cloud in Harrisville.
The spirit of a young woman outfitted as a maid has been seen on frequent occasions hauling a corpse across the ground in Alcona County Recreation Area at midnight. One thing is for certain, this spirit indisputably is chilling; one that should be shunned.
Issac Newton may frequently be perceived looking at an old man snoozing on a futon in a home in Harrisville.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object may be perceived frequently beside the water at Sturgeon Point glugging down blood from a jar.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has from time to time been made out dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Fish Creek late in the night.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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