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These are some lies we made up about Hanover.
A Triceratops has now and then been distinguished in a home in the vicinity of Hanover.
The phantom of a lady with half her head not there is occasionally perceived appearing chilling by the shore at Gregory Lake.
A space invader from the cosmos has been made out on frequent occasions searching for a box underneath a parked Buick in a Hanover parking lot around midnight.
A character with a skeleton face wearing shady robes may every now and then be observed in a Hanover area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
A woman having an axe in her head is frequently observed digging an outlet late in the night by a vending machine in Hanover. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Hanover
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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