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The martian commander of a flying saucer is from time to time made out at Crystal Bay in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water.
A very large sheep is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions in Mamajuda Island Shoal around midnight repositioning orbs around.
A man with a big hole through his chest can now and then be distinguished gazing at a lady snoozing on a couch in a building in Grosse Ile.
A guy with the head of a demon has repeatedly been observed looking scary in Affolter Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what folks say, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
A moderately decomposed human body is frequently distinguished by Detroit River facing the witness.
Vasco da Gama has supposedly been distinguished on several instances in a convenience store in the Grosse Ile vicinity.
An ET from planet Pluto may regularly be perceived
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at Asmey Drain at midnight chucking stones into the water.
An ET from the cosmos has sometimes been noticed trying on a shirt in a Grosse Ile apartment.
The spirit of a farmer having on a worn straw hat is every now and then noticed ascending up from a drain hole on a Grosse Ile lane before sunrise. One thing's for certain, this is a
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hostile phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into around midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has allegedly been perceived on a few instances stacking pebbles near the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may once in a while be perceived musicalizing on a guitar in a Grosse Ile residence.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy was witnessed in a Grosse Ile highschool late in the night wandering the halls.
A massive addax was distinguished in a mirror in a Grosse Ile apartment; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A youthful girl dressed in a bloody wedding dress became visible in a flat in the vicinity of Grosse Ile. There are additional accounts with reference to this phantom in the vicinity. Local people allege that this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Grosse Ile resident.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was noticed searching for a picture underneath a parked truck in a Grosse Ile
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parking lot after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Grosse Ile
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Ghost Sightings From Grosse Ile
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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