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These are some lies we made up about Grayling.
The ghost of a man sporting military attire is sometimes perceived resting on a bench in a residence in Grayling.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has allegedly been noticed on numerous instances staggering from mobile home to mobile home before sunrise on a Grayling lane. Some of the locals declare this phantom is that of a local person who resided here in Grayling before the present.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise marveling at McNamara Monument.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft showed up going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Grayling mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag bound around her head was observed reading a pamphlet by East Branch Au Sable River. The arrival of the observer scared the ghost who then faded away. According to the residents, this ghost gets pleasure from
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frightening unwise folks who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Grayling.
A giant cow appeared in the early morning hours soaring across Juvigny Valley.
An alien explorer from another galaxy was seen weeping in Grayling Winter Recreation Area on a dark night.
Leonardo da Vinci has often been seen up on the summit of
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Copper Range yelling.
A gargantuan quagga has been perceived on several occasions gazing down at the water at Big Bear Point.
A sizeable bloodcurdling spirit can often be noticed collecting wood to make a fire in Higgins Lake State Forest at night. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably not upset.
The spirit of a young-looking man wearing a confederate uniform can be noticed repeatedly sitting at the kitchen counter in a Grayling mobile home. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at night.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman has now and then been spotted in a deserted place near Grayling.
The ghost of a street bum is from time to time observed right by Burt Lake State Park reasoning.
A cyclop is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions dispatching an envelope at a Grayling post office.
A very large shrew may now and then be made out gulping diesel from a pump at a fueling station in Grayling.
The ghost of a
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young female drenched in blood has often been observed walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours before sunrise on a dark Grayling avenue. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that any sane person would not want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Grayling
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Ghost Sightings From Grayling
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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