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These are some lies we made up about Garden City.
A gargantuan polar bear was witnessed in a home in Garden City.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was witnessed in Algonquin Park after midnight hiding a body by a big rock.
Marco Polo is regularly witnessed in a Garden City flat.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances mid stream in Ashcroft-Sherwood Drain gripping a cranium. Several people assert this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Garden City a long time ago. No matter what folks articulate, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A medieval armor without a person inside can be observed over and over again emerging in a restroom mirror.
A giant dromedary has every so often been spotted resting in a beanbag in a home in the vicinity of Garden City.
An ET from deep space is now and then observed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear
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view mirror in the early morning hours.
Count Dracula has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions reflecting in Bald Mountain State Park outside the park headquarters.
A gargantuan argali can every now and then be seen watering plants in the yard of an apartment in Garden City.
A big terrifying ogre has repeatedly
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been perceived taking a rest in a beanbag in an apartment in Garden City.
A semi transparent man dressed as the captain of a ship is repeatedly seen appearing terrifying by a streetlight in Garden City.
A colossal bighorn is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances striding from apartment to apartment late in the night on a Garden City residential road.
A massive gopher may frequently be perceived rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Garden City flat at night.
A sizeable creepy ghost may be made out over and over again relaxing at a table in a Garden City residence.
The ghost of a chained up guy is once in a while perceived staring at people in a Garden City home through an air vent. It's been asserted that this specific spirit enjoys terrifying folks who dare to upset the calm in Garden City. One thing is for sure, it undoubtedly is a chilling phantom that should be let alone.
The ghost of a bum has allegedly been made out on a few instances in a desolate location outside
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Garden City. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost likes frightening foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Garden City.
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Ghost Sightings From Garden City
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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