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An enormous coyote has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions on a dark night drifting along on Bear Creek.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune can regularly be noticed resting on the floor in an apartment in Freeport.
A womanly person may be noticed very frequently in Middleville State Game Area at night pulling a body through some bushes. People who have noticed this spirit say this spirit loves startling people who come trying to find spirits in Freeport. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword is from time to time observed fly fishing from the water's edge of Algonquin Lake in the early morning hours.
Vasco da Gama is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances marching from flat to flat in the early morning hours on a Freeport lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Freeport
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Ghost Sightings From Freeport
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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