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These are some lies we made up about Flint.
A space man from Saturn was noticed staring through apartment windows in Flint at midnight.
A massive canary has frequently been made out hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Carman Creek late in the night.
A Pteranodon has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions in Aldrich Park at night burying a body by a big boulder.
A space alien from another solar system may repeatedly be observed browsing through trash container on a Flint road.
A fantastically frightening ghost has occasionally been noticed on a Flint lane in the early morning hours.
A very large platypus is now and then seen sipping blood from a bottle down near the water at C S Mott Lake.
The phantom of an old lady carrying a handgun is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances floating in the air like a balloon in Flint.
The ghost of a waitress can from time to time be distinguished looking at a woman sleeping on the
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floor in a house in Flint. Nonetheless, this ghost certainly is scary; one that is preferably not upset.
A space man has often been observed smoking a cigar right by the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world is often witnessed trying on socks in a Flint home.
The ghost of an elderly
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Indian chief has been seen on a handful of instances crawling out from a storm drain on a Flint residential road on a dark night. In any case, this is an intimidating spirit that you don't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady may be seen frequently snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Flint. Regardless of what folks say, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien from deep space has occasionally been made out musicalizing on a fiddle in a Flint residence.
A mermaid is once in a while spotted in a mirror in a Flint building; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A dark cockroach that transformed into a woman is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions in a building near Flint.
An ET may once in a while be witnessed in a Flint area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space was made out terrifying folks at night on a sidewalk in Flint.
The ghost of a
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down-and-out gentleman came into sight resting at the dining table in a Flint building moving orbs around. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been a few other accounts of this precise ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Flint
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Ghost Sightings From Flint
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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