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These are some lies we made up about Flat Rock.
A pitch black crow that transformed into a lady was observed looking through flat windows in Flat Rock at the stroke of midnight. The spirit was ingested by the air after being perceived.
A space invader from deep space has regularly been noticed watching cable in a Flat Rock living room around midnight.
A sphinx is often made out reading a tabloid by Adams Drain.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions in Affolter Park at midnight dragging a corpse over rocks.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may repeatedly be made out on a Flat Rock road after midnight.
The ghost of a dispossessed man may be observed very often looking at a woman sleeping in an armchair in a home in Flat Rock.
A frightening being has every so often been seen right by Bald Mountain State Park trying to say something.
A massive giraffe is from time to time seen trying on a jacket
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in a Flat Rock mobile home.
A big terrifying ogre has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Flat Rock.
The spirit of a miner can every now and then be spotted in a Flat Rock secondary school at midnight pacing the hallways.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is frequently
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spotted in a house near Flat Rock.
A colossal musk deer has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in a Flat Rock area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
The spirit of a gentleman outfitted as a car mechanic can regularly be noticed appearing creepy late in the night on a park bench in Flat Rock.
A colossal newt may be spotted often resting at a coffee table in a Flat Rock mobile home looking angrily at the witness.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a police force uniform has every now and then been spotted being carried by a donkey along a highway near Flat Rock. A resident asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Flat Rock many years ago.
A gigantic whale is now and then seen marching through a building close to Flat Rock.
A Pterodactyl can from time to time be observed at a coin operated phone in Flat Rock using the telephone.
The ghost of an aged man with a long gray mustache was perceived burning a hat by the side of a desolate highway close
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to Flat Rock in the early morning hours before sunrise. Freaked out by the witnesses the ghost departed into the shadows.
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Ghost Sightings From Flat Rock
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Ghost Sightings From Flat Rock
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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