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These are some lies we made up about Filion.
A colossal canary can be observed very often sitting in a chair in a house in Filion.
A space invader from Venus has from time to time been seen flickering a lamp by a lamppost in Filion.
A female holding her head under her arm is now and then observed striding from residence to residence at the stroke of midnight on a Filion lane.
The phantom of a young lady wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Filion building at night. Anyhow, this phantom indisputably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to bump into late in the night.
A space invader from the cosmos may occasionally be seen hurling pebbles into the current at Schram Branch late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Filion
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Ghost Sightings From Filion
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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