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The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions at Emmett Drain in the early morning hours chucking boulders into the flow. Nonetheless, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A Tyrannosaurus can be distinguished time and again strolling through an Emmett neighborhood cemetery.
A huge chipmunk has sometimes been noticed spending time in an abandoned manor in Emmett.
Goldilocks is sometimes made out standing by a secluded road outside Emmett.
The ghost of an old guy with a long white mustache has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions startling people in Algonac State Park outside the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Emmett
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Ghost Sightings From Emmett
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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