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These are some lies we made up about Elsie.
A gargantuan shrew is now and then noticed up on Bradshaw Hill trying to locate a woman.
An ET has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions floating along on Alder Creek Drain before sunrise.
A sizeable terrifying giant may from time to time be spotted in Gumaer Memorial Park very late at night pulling a dead body through some bushes.
An alien tourist from another solar system is frequently observed trying on clothes in an Elsie apartment.
An extremely large springbok has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances trying to touch something in Sleepy Hollow State Park at the park headquarters.
An enormous tapir may be perceived repeatedly nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Elsie.
A very large burro is every now and then spotted playing a tune on a harp in an Elsie flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Elsie
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Ghost Sightings From Elsie
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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