Elmira

 
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A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown has now and then been distinguished struggling out of a storm drain on an Elmira road after midnight.

A space man from planet Neptune is every now and then observed nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Elmira.

Frankenstein's Monster has been made out on a handful of occasions late at night floating along on Frenchman Creek.
    
A woman with a sea-green face can every so often be noticed smoking a cigar up on the apex of Deadmans Hill. Folks who have witnessed this ghost declare this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Elmira.

An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has frequently been spotted playing a tune on an accordion in an Elmira residence.

 

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