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A figure with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes has sometimes been made out picking flowers in the front yard of a residence in East Tawas.
A huge hog is sometimes perceived having a seat on a stool in a house in East Tawas.
An ET has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions swallowing orange juice near the water at Tawas Bay.
A huge coati can sometimes be witnessed smoking a pipe in Dewey Durant Park late in the night.
A massive pony has regularly been noticed by Cold Creek conversing into the thin air.
A massive koala is often made out staggering from residence to residence before dawn on an East Tawas lane.
Genghis Khan has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of an East Tawas residence very late at night.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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