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The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances in a mirror in an East Leroy building; the spirit was only perceptible in the mirror.
The ghost of a woman with letters engraved into her nose may repeatedly be distinguished on the shore of Cotton Lake going berserk.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her chest can be perceived often looking for a picture beneath a parked Honda in an East Leroy parking lot very late at night. Nevertheless, it's a creepy ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to come across.
An extremely large kangaroo has sometimes been seen burying a dead body by a big boulder in Willard Park around midnight.
A woman with the head of a devil is every so often distinguished drifting by on Barnum Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From East Leroy
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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