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These are some lies we made up about Dewitt.
A wandering spirit has now and then been made out flickering a light on a dark night by a vending machine in Dewitt.
An Allosaurus is every now and then made out taking a rest at a coffee table in a Dewitt flat scaring people.
A huge peccary has been spotted on a few occasions down beside the water at Jones Lake shuffling orbs about.
The phantom of a youthful Indian fighter can every now and then be witnessed dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Carrier Creek after midnight.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has frequently been distinguished in Bancroft Park at midnight looking creepy.
Thumbelina is frequently perceived walking through a residence in Dewitt.
A gargantuan dog is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions being carried by a donkey by a road in the neighborhood of Dewitt.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe may often be spotted striding through a trailer near
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Dewitt. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this is an intimidating ghost that any rational person would not want to run into.
A menacing skeleton can be noticed frequently pacing through a Dewitt vicinity burial ground. Some of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost could be a recognized former time inhabitant of Dewitt.
An alien
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from Saturn has every so often been perceived annihilating a glove in Ionia State Park by the park headquarters.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire is every now and then noticed hanging out in a forsaken villa in Dewitt. It's been said that this precise ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Dewitt person who lived here. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be shunned.
An enormous koala is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions standing by a wild road near Dewitt.
The spirit of a pregnant woman may sometimes be witnessed being carried by a motorbike on a dark road in close proximity to Dewitt. According to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Dewitt long ago. Nevertheless, it's without a doubt a scary phantom that is rather not disrupted.
A space alien from another solar system was made out in a home in Dewitt.
The spirit of a young gentleman sporting a jacket became visible in a Dewitt home.
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The ghost did not seem to be worried by the observers.
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Ghost Sightings From Dewitt
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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