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These are some lies we made up about Dearborn.
A massive ground hog was distinguished marching through a trailer in Dearborn.
A lady grasping her head by her arm has frequently been spotted riding on a llama along a road in close proximity to Dearborn.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO is regularly noticed by Allen Drain munching on a piece of bread.
An ET from planet Mercury has been perceived on frequent occasions in Baby Creek at night trying to hide a body.
A Centrosaurus can regularly be spotted in Ahrens Field at night smoking a pipe.
A space invader from the cosmos has now and then been perceived walking through a home near Dearborn.
A gargantuan coati is once in a while noticed looking for something at the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park.
Aladdin is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances marching through a Dearborn area churchyard.
A huge toad may now and then be seen sobbing along a wild road close to Dearborn at midnight.
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very large prairie dog has regularly been spotted standing by a desolate highway near Dearborn.
An alien is frequently spotted traveling on a moped on a murky road in close proximity to Dearborn.
An martian voyager from space has been noticed on one or two instances in a building in Dearborn.
The spirit of a gentleman with half
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his head absent can often be spotted in a Dearborn apartment.
A decapitated woman may be spotted very frequently staggering down a secluded road outside Dearborn. One thing's for guaranteed, it in all certainty is a menacing spirit that you do not want to encounter on a dark night.
William Shakespeare is once in a while seen resting in an armchair in a home near Dearborn.
A gargantuan lemur has been said to have been noticed on many instances after midnight hurrying after a passing pickup on a gloomy road near Dearborn.
A very large reptile can every now and then be spotted trimming bushes in the garden of a building in Dearborn.
A space invader from Pluto was made out resting in an armchair in an apartment in Dearborn.
A very large armadillo was seen walking from home to home at night on a Dearborn avenue.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos emerged searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Dearborn building after midnight.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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