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Socrates can be spotted very frequently by Alpha Creek smoking a cigar.
A gargantuan grizzly bear has once in a while been observed hiding a body by a big rock in Bewabic Park before sunrise.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is once in a while distinguished in an autopart store in the Crystal Falls vicinity.
A giant weasel has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions trying on clothes in a Crystal Falls trailer.
A space invader from another solar system can now and then be noticed crawling up from a storm drain on a Crystal Falls residential street late at night.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Crystal Falls.
An extremely large horse came into sight in a Crystal Falls secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise staggering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Crystal Falls
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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