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These are some lies we made up about Covington.
A giant basilisk is every so often noticed on a Covington lane on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances mounding boulders down beside Canyon Falls after midnight.
An extremely large bison may every now and then be made out late at night drifting by on Bocco Creek.
A space alien is often witnessed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Covington.
The phantom of a lady having half her head gone has been perceived on a handful of instances in Baraga State Park near the park headquarters devouring a cracker. People here who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Covington some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Covington
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Ghost Sightings From Covington
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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