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These are some lies we made up about Copemish.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then been observed reading a pamphlet at Hodenpyl Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A man's body with the head of a pig is from time to time distinguished looking for a man on the water's edge of Hodenpyl Dam Pond. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A feminine person has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances holding a cranium by Dutchman Creek.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object may every now and then be made out in a Copemish area clothing store, marching the aisles.
A cyclop has frequently been perceived gazing in the early morning hours before sunrise by a vending machine in Copemish.
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Ghost Sightings From Copemish
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Ghost Sightings From Copemish
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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