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These are some lies we made up about Coleman.
The ghost of a young man dressed in a winter coat was noticed looking at people in a Coleman building through an air vent. This precise spirit has been witnessed very frequently in this place.
A headless gentleman came into view by Bluff Creek reading a tabloid. There have been many accounts about this ghost in the vicinity. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is rather not disrupted.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was seen in a desolate spot close to Coleman.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform has often been witnessed trying to get cars to stop along a murky highway near Coleman.
An extremely large alpaca is often witnessed mailing a packet at a Coleman post office.
Count Dracula may repeatedly be perceived quite near the entrance to S. Higgins Lake State Park gazing.
A female with her right arm and left leg cut off may be perceived over and over again conversing into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
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ET from another galaxy is now and then observed walking a Poodle very late at night on a dark Coleman residential street.
An army uniform marching around lacking a body in it has been said to have been perceived on a few instances looking through flat windows in Coleman at night. One thing's for sure, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost
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that you wouldn't wish to run into late in the night.
A huge skunk can from time to time be seen watching cable in a Coleman living room in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Coleman
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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