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These are some lies we made up about Clawson.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a blood-covered machete has been distinguished on many occasions in Amherst Park before dawn dragging a dead body through some bushes.
An ET from the Moon can often be made out striding alongside a deserted highway right next door to Clawson.
A space alien from deep space may be spotted frequently appearing in a bedroom mirror.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has from time to time been perceived relaxing on a couch in an apartment in the vicinity of Clawson.
An extremely large vicuna has purportedly been made out on a few occasions appearing bloodcurdling by Amy Drain.
The ghost of a guy having a word carved into his leg was spotted staring irritably at the onlooker on the water's edge of Vhay Lake. There are numerous stories about this spirit in the neighborhood.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer became visible right by the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park howling at the viewer to go away.
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ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Nissan on a shadowy road next to Clawson. Many people close by have had matching events involving an identical spirit.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn emerged in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver
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witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady devoid of a head was spotted gardening in the yard of a mobile home in Clawson. This is one of those phantoms that is noticed over and over again in the neighborhood. Anyway, this phantom sure is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to come across late in the night.
A gigantic chamois was noticed taking a rest on a stool in a building in Clawson.
An alien from another world has regularly been perceived sipping blood from a container underneath a streetlight in Clawson.
A man devoid of a head has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions walking from house to house in the early morning hours on a Clawson lane. Based on what the locals claim, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Clawson long ago.
A Triceratops can often be made out sitting at the dining table in a Clawson building.
A massive impala has now and then been made out in a deserted zone in the vicinity of
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Ghost Sightings From Clawson
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Ghost Sightings From Clawson
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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