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These are some lies we made up about Ceresco.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft can be noticed very frequently in a mirror in a Ceresco apartment; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A female having a machete in her head has now and then been witnessed in an apartment near Ceresco. Several of the residents argue this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to live here in Ceresco.
A space alien from the Moon is sometimes witnessed shining a lantern on the shore of Beadle Lake.
A space man from another world has been said to have been spotted on several occasions on a dark night drifting by on Alder Creek.
A very large baboon may from time to time be seen moving orbs around in Barnes Park after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ceresco
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Ghost Sightings From Ceresco
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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