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These are some lies we made up about Central Lake.
An alien vacationer from deep space was spotted playing a tune on a guitar in a Central Lake residence.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot came into view down by the water at Ball Point screaming at the onlooker to beat it. The witness ran off right after he noticed the phantom.
A youthful girl in a bloody wedding gown was observed in a Central Lake school at night walking the halls. The ghost did not mind that there was someone other near.
An alien from space became visible staring at the vista from the summit of Old Baldy in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female with a green face was spotted dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Beal Creek in the early morning hours. When the watcher came into sight the ghost escaped.
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Ghost Sightings From Central Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Central Lake
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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