Cedar, Michigan Lies


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A guy with the head of a devil can be noticed repeatedly trying on socks in a Cedar trailer. One of the folks who live here steadfastly claims that this spirit likes scaring foolhardy people who come looking for spirits in Cedar.

An enormous crocodile has occasionally been witnessed in Cedar Swamp at night struggling to dump a body.

A female afire, gripping a fuel bottle is sometimes seen snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Cedar.

A huge woodchuck is known to have been noticed on several instances shuffling orbs about in the middle of Belnap Creek.

A massive quagga can now and then be spotted monitoring the scenery from the top of Fouch Hill before dawn.

 

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-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
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- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
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- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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