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These are some lies we made up about Carp Lake.
The ghost of a hobo is sometimes distinguished watering plants in the back yard of a residence in Carp Lake.
A gigantic kid has purportedly been noticed on a few instances by Carp Lake River reading a newspaper.
The ghost of an old hag can every so often be distinguished looking down into the water at Cecil Bay at midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was noticed by an old woman hiking along a trail next to Carp Lake.
An enormous jaguar materialized seated in an armchair in an apartment in Carp Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Carp Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Carp Lake
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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