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These are some lies we made up about Caro.
A lady's body having a donkey's head is known to have been witnessed on a few instances appearing in a washroom mirror. If you listen to what the people who live here claim, this spirit is that of a resident who lived here in Caro a long time ago.
A giant ram has regularly been seen dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Butternut Creek in the early morning hours.
Galileo is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions in Indianfields Park at midnight dragging a dead body across the dirt.
A man with the head of a demon can often be distinguished taking a rest on a bench in a home right next door to Caro.
A massive lamb has occasionally been seen before dawn chasing a passing Pontiac on a murky road right next door to Caro.
A medusa has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions picking flowers in the front yard of an apartment in Caro.
A lady afire, carrying a fuel bottle may every so often be spotted
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quite near Albert E. Sleeper State Park shouting. Loads of local residents declare this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolish folks who have the courage to disrupt the tranquility in Caro.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was made out sitting on a sofa in a flat in Caro.
A gigantic mongoose came into view walking from
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house to house before sunrise on a Caro residential street.
The ghost of a grower sporting a straw hat was seen searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Caro apartment in the early morning hours. Many people in the vicinity have had comparable experiences involving an almost identical spirit. Locals here who have made out this ghost assert this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who come seeking ghosts in Caro.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was spotted relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Caro home.
An ET was made out in a deserted place close to Caro.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has often been perceived sending a parcel at a Caro post office.
An extremely large mountain goat is regularly noticed guzzling gasoline from a gas pump at a refueling station in Caro.
A space invader from space has been spotted on one or two occasions walking a German Shepherd at the stroke of midnight on a dark Caro avenue.
Vincent van Gogh may frequently be witnessed looking
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through home windows in Caro in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Caro
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Ghost Sightings From Caro
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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