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These are some lies we made up about Carleton.
A space man has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in a shoe store in the Carleton neighborhood.
The martian technician of a UFO can be perceived repeatedly chucking bricks into the current at Alfen Drain at night.
A very large sloth is every now and then distinguished in Willow Metro Park late in the night going mad.
Marco Polo has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions trying on shoes in a Carleton home.
A gargantuan rabbit has regularly been seen creeping out of a drain hole on a Carleton road very late at night.
An enormous lizard is frequently made out musicalizing on a piano in a Carleton mobile home.
A minotaur has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances right by the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park dining on a fish.
A gigantic fish may be perceived time and again in a mirror in a Carleton apartment; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
The phantom
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of a young cowboy has occasionally been spotted in a flat close to Carleton. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Carleton.
An alien tourist from another galaxy is once in a while spotted looking for a glove underneath a parked Honda
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in a Carleton parking lot very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from space is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances reading a magazine before dawn on a sidewalk in Carleton.
The ghost of a coal-miner can occasionally be distinguished sitting at a table in a Carleton building looking for something.
An alien was distinguished walking through a building in Carleton.
A big frightening giant came into sight riding on a donkey next to a road next to Carleton.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer was noticed in a phone booth in Carleton making a telephone call.
A colossal springbok showed up marching through a Carleton neighborhood graveyard.
A lady with a fairly transparent body was observed frightening folks beside a secluded highway in the vicinity of Carleton at the stroke of midnight. The ghost waved to the watcher.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was distinguished standing by a deserted highway close to Carleton. The phantom
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was gobbled up by the thin air after being witnessed. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic spirit that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Carleton
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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