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These are some lies we made up about Calumet.
The ghost of a young lady covered in blood has from time to time been noticed resting in a chair in a trailer in Calumet. One thing's for sure, it is certainly a frightening spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances strolling from home to home after midnight on a Calumet road.
A man with the head of a goblin was seen down next to Houghton Falls around midnight smoking a pipe. When the eye witness came into sight the ghost ran off. A number of of the folks who live in this town say this spirit may perhaps be a well-known yesteryear dweller of Calumet.
A partially decomposed human corpse materialized admiring Louis Hill late at night. The appearance of the onlooker startled the ghost who then faded away.
A woman in flames, clutching a fuel tank was made out searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Calumet residence on a dark night. The ghost
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mumbled about avenging a killing.
A Brachiosaurus emerged at Ureux Point in the early morning hours gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a farmer having on a straw hat was observed gazing at people in a Calumet home through a peephole. The witness was frightened and ran off.
A young girl sporting a blood-covered prom dress
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was perceived hurling stones into the flow at Begunn Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the observers.
A space invader from the Moon has frequently been witnessed contemplating at the shore at Boston Lake.
A space invader from another solar system is frequently noticed in a desolate place in the neighborhood of Calumet.
A woman with a blue-green face has supposedly been perceived on a few instances monitoring the landscape from the pinnacle of Arcadian Hill late at night.
A guy with a sword in his head may often be perceived right by the entrance to Isle Royale National Park crying out names.
A space invader can be observed time and again walking beside a shady highway right next door to Calumet.
A giant hog has every so often been noticed yelling at the eye witness to leave in Baraga State Park by the park headquarters.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is every so often witnessed mailing a letter at a Calumet post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Calumet
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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