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An enormous hog may repeatedly be noticed hurling pieces of wood into Aginaw Lake after midnight.
A space man may be distinguished time and again on a Byron road before dawn.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun has every so often been noticed struggling to say something by Bogue Creek. One of the locals firmly argues that this ghost is the stressed spirit of an old Byron person who lived here.
A woman grasping her head underneath her arm is every so often observed gazing at a lady slumbering on the floor in a flat in Byron.
The Gingerbread Man has been seen on a few occasions in Oak Grove State Game Area on a dark night covering a body by a big boulder.
The alien pilot of a UFO has regularly been distinguished trying on a hat in a Byron home.
A space alien from Venus is repeatedly distinguished snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Byron.
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Ghost Sightings From Byron
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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